Wolfgang Pauli would like a word with you.

Pablo! Ay dios mio! No es bueno! Ella es una cabeza de gordita crunch! Rapido, donde estan los ramen y el superglue?

At least it wasn’t a hair ball.

Puss 'n beans.

Yes, most indeed. There is nothing quiet as scrummy as lukewarm, Mr. Heinz’s hygienic haricots served upon soggy, chocolate sandwich bickies. Simply marvelous.

Obsidian isn’t even a crystal…

What, you wanted them to park on that innocent parent and child?

Yeezy is so passé. Black electrical tape is this year’s hottest fashion trend!

Trade secrets? Is Threads already delinquent on some vendor payments too?

It must have taken all of Elon’s willpower to not make the limits:

• Verified accounts are limited to reading 6969 posts/day
• Unverified accounts to 420 posts/day
• New unverified accounts to 69/day

9 months later

Lithium-ion battery creator John Goodenough dies at 100. He was fully charged.

Collecting sweat? I’m imagining astronauts up there wringing out wash cloths. “Sniff. Sniff. Dammit, Buzz would you stop mopping up your crack. We all don’t wanna be drinking Eau de Taint with dinner later.” Oh, they use a dehumidifier, yah that makes more sense.

all better

Holup. People track dookies?

Who isn’t hyped for pea soup green phone with no years of support and a giant ass camera that will resolve skin pores like craters on the moon before filtering it smooth as a dolphins ass anyway. Can’t wait.

Anyone else getting praying mantis vibes?

Car quality is suffering as automakers shift focus to technology profit

Do a flip!

The Samsung XCover’s and few of the Nokia C’s already have removable batteries.