Gabriel Iglesias here for the all new Extra Fluffy MyPillow

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Dang. I would have liked to have seen that movie.

I don’t know much about Starmer. How likely is he to let this happen?

I don’t think anyone would care if they did

Global is owned by Corus, which was spun off from Shaw in ‘99. Corus is headquartered in Toronto. Where did you get your information from?

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Ok, I’ll bite.

The joke is that we know percentages don’t work that way, but go off smart guy.

Congratulations. Everyone understood the joke but you.

In the CFL (Canadian Football League) the players don’t make more than $100,000/yr generally, and the good ones get scooped up to the NFL.

It was Global, not CBC

Not the cheezy guy!

It’s missing how we measure long distances in driving time. ie: “other city is 3 hours away”

Thanks I hate it

Oh right, maybe it goes “last pissmas” ;)

I’m just going off the top of my head. I spent 20 years in the transportation industry.

Disclaimer: I’ve never actually used one of these companies for this purpose.

Not knowing where you’re from it would be hard to pick a specific one, but I believe Big Steel Box is one of the bigger ones.

Or try CN or CP, they’ve got the rail lines and the containers. Not sure if they’d do residential pickup and delivery though.

Around me it’s been “last Christmas I gave you a fart…” by many different artists

Look in to container companies. They can drop off a cargo container with a truck, you load it yourself, and it rides a train to wherever the closest terminal is while you drive yourself and the daily essentials in your own vehicle. (Or fly or whatever) There, another driver will deliver it to your new place.

It might be pricey, but renting a truck for that kind of a drive you’re looking at $250+ a day with gas and their mileage charges on top of the rental fee. I used to drive from Edmonton to Toronto regularly, which took 3.5 days at around 1000km/day. It’s not close.

https://youtu.be/PKQPey6L42M

Non/gendered washrooms with floor-to-ceiling stalls, cameras allowed in the handwashing areas. Problem solved.

Edit: only on Lemmy would people be more worried about bathroom throughput over shutting up assholes. 😆