Well we wouldn’t have to worry about global warming anymore

Surprised the hell out of my history teacher when I had the answer for what number President Warren Harding was. Took me a minute and a half to get to that point of the song though lol

Pft, the real cumsluts are butterflies. They’re always getting creampied because they’ve evolved a second stomach in their pussies called the bursa copulatrix that only digests cum

That kind of thinking is exactly what’s led us to picking “the lesser of two evils”. Also the RepubDems have put up the weakest candidates in modern history. If there was ever a time for a third party candidate to win the election it’d be this cycle. Have we ever seen a third party candidate this close to the election getting almost 20 percent in multiple states like RFK is?

Dr Jill Stein got arrested protesting for Palestine. She’s most likely getting my vote unless RFK’s poll numbers continue surging and it seems like he could actually win.

There’s no way I’m letting this country make me believe my only choice is between two racist octogenarians. That is not democracy.

Snakes only produce a small amount of venom and it takes days to replenish reserves. They have fine muscle control over how much venom they release and scientists have measured them releasing amounts of venom relative to the size of their target.

Not sure how aware they are of doing it but I wouldn’t be surprised with all of a viper’s sensory organs that they knew venom would go to waste on a prosthetic

White nose syndrome has also nearly wiped out bats in the states as well, seriously compounding the problem

I really need to change my online handle :(

People with inattentive disorder like using devices too

BAR is an amazing RTS! So many units on screen and 24 player games!

Oh wow, didn’t even think about that. It’d be like the great oxygen event which almost killed all life in earth https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Oxidation_Event

Ukraine has been was on the counter offensive since in June

“Russia had begun preparing for the counteroffensive since November 2022 and had created extensive defensive infrastructure, including ditches, trenches, artillery positions, and landmines intended to slow down the counteroffensive.”

Russia has had the defenders advantage since

Also from cum

“The bursa copulatrix receives, stores, and digests the spermatophore and other substances transferred by the male during copulation,”

I just made this decision and ended up getting an EM780, it’s a gaming APU PC that fits in the palm of your hand and uses an improved version of the chip in the steam deck.

“Comcast is discontinuing its its “Xfinity 10G Network” branding to describe its internet service after a National Advertising Review Board (NARB) panel found that the term could mislead consumers into thinking that Comcast’s cellular and broadband services would offer much faster speeds than current-generation networks.”

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/comcast-agrees-to-kill-10g-branding-after-advertising-watchdogs-said-it-was-misleading-185550194.html?guccounter=1

Telegony has come back around https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4282758/

Funny timing, the same week the federal government announced that they’re considering suing Warren Buffett for $625 million for setting California on fire several times.

Finally got it for the first time last week, tested positive on my wedding day 😭

Anecdotal but several of my friends claimed that psilocybin therapy restored their sense of smell.

I think Michael Moore really nailed it with “Human molotov cocktail”