Hey man, I dropped a log this morning that was 12" long and 1.5 inches thick.

That motherfucker was a majestic bastard.

I wouldn’t even put Trump in the same league as the skidmark that was left behind by this veritable ring-buster.

Reason 2378 to never buy a Stellantis vehicle

Using a knife and fork: knife in the left hand.

Using a knife only: right hand.

Yeah…

I get the sentiment, but a raincoat isn’t enough on its own. Sure, if you’ve got a 5 minute commute, you can get there quickly and spend minimal time in the rain.

A 20 minute commute in the pissing rain and you will be arriving soaked from head to toe. Not ideal for most. Yeh if you can shower at work then great, but then you’ve still got wet clothes you need to dry.

I’m very lucky that I have a 5 minute ride to work, all downhill, so unless the weather is biblical, I don’t really have an excuse for taking the car.

In my younger days, I may, or may not, have sent sketches of massive, throbbing, cum-dripping dongs to multiple work locations.

Gotta keep a baggy in the 'ol prison pocket

No you can’t!

You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

How do you delete other users posts?

All the laptops I have owned over the last 10 years have a mechanical shutter to cover the camera. None have been Dell.

For unfurling a piece of coloured fabric!!

Go home America, you’re drunk.

Write that down! Write that down!

Hiring Marcus Ericsson seems a tad…unambitious.

I already had dozens of reasons to never buy a Jeep. This is just the cherry on a shitty cake.

I am all Kit Duncan on this blessed day

I work on PON and XGPON. Officially we work on a -25dB maximum, but I’ve seen circuits stable at around 30dB.

It’s surprising how many bad splices you can ignore before it gets problematic.

-18.5dB is going to limit you to either a really good fibre path, or a really short one. Unless you have options with long-range SFPs? The constant progress keeps my job interesting at least.

Deep

Holy fuck, the things we are capable of.