That’s not very rock and stone of you

But first you gotta ask him “does your mother sew?”

Can’t we start taking offices as independents? Get enough together and force a new party?

I’m willing to give a redo in this case

We’ll most likely be ahead of schedule!

Sho does, annoys the hell outta me when it happens but I’d never disable that feature

I always watch this video when I think of that

Blessings upon the tweaker at our Aldi

I was gonna say the same. Always hated candy corn till someone had me try this.

Heh, that’s metal

To them dogs are not man’s best friend, just a loyal tool.

As long as the alternatives keep getting tastier and cheaper, I’m all in. I’m glad it worked out for you, but I didn’t have the same experience when I tried removing meat from my diet. I’ve been able to find substitutes and recipes to eat way less meat, but I still get that need if I haven’t had any for a while. I can’t wait for the day that the alternatives bump off meat completely for me, but for now I’ll consume as little as I can.

I’ve been incorporating mushrooms into a lot more meals where there would be larger portions of meat, so damn tasty.

Please keep your distance for the next farty hours

They should try subs

-Hosts dinner

-Cold shitty McDonald’s

I would’ve ordered some pizza and left that bullshit

Aaaye, I got my letter a while back. I didn’t expect any different, but I was hoping on the 0.0005% chance that they did a life changing line of coke.

You lied to me. This will make me reevaluate our current relationship. You have gone from stranger to ‘take with a grain of salt’ stranger.

There’s a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I’ve seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.

Gaben has the only good monopoly, he’s pretty much Jesus.

I still got these Burt Bucks after the crash.