Ok, but where does the white end and the green begin?

Seems your subject likes watersports, or a refreshing drink of home brew saline solution

Why tf is a Bastard Sword called a Bastard Sword?

I like it

Graffiti drawing

Im inspired to try this, with some changes:

• thinner banana slices (but still hold their shape)
• a thinner layer of nut butter
• fully-dipped in chocolate, and laid flat on the tray

Im biased towards the chocolate, and by thinning the layers, I think its possible to call this a cookie.

The propaganda goes deep. Listen to country song lyrics, and what they are actually saying, convincing working class people to keep working, and buy alcohol, and not question reality.

Parents mismanaged the funds. But hey, we got to make the rent payment on a PS4 and Flat-screen TVs!

Jokes aside, it was a dysfunctional house. It came down to survival mode that week.

4 days

No food in the house. Everyone who had a job bought food for themselves. I, being 16 at the time, didnt have that luxury.

All glory to the hypnotoad.

Cats

Yeah these ingredients don’t look that far-fetched. Blended together they’d make a great dip.

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More often than not, retail workers behind the counter in smaller stores are required (by their employer) to greet customers as they enter. It’s a tactic to reduce theft. However, employees hate doing it. Most customers understand its a mandatory part of their routine and hate it, or at the least are indifferent. It’s an insincere greeting that nobody cares for, its just something employees have to do, or they get reprimanded.

Your customer encounter is not normal American behavior. Expecting to be greeted is a sign of entitlement (which is the likely case, due to asking for your manager) or possibly mental health.

I bought a vibrating sex toy. The battery lasts ~45 minutes. You’re intended to stroke with it, but honestly I enjoy just resting it and laying back for a hands-free experience. 45 minutes isn’t long enough, so i bought another one to keep it going. Turns out 90 minutes still isn’t long enough sometimes, but at that point I have to get it over with and continue my day.

Are you sure you’re on popular?

The amount of people younger than you is ever growing, and the amount of people older than you is shrinking.

Pretty sure it says [https://youtu.be/OM-9Q0ac6Zs](Lime Lemon Lime Lemon Lemon Lime Lemon Lime Lime Lime)

I finally understand the :3c emoji