THE POWER OF ICE COMPELS THEE! THE POWER OF ICE COMPELS THEE!
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Once the pen is too easy then you move up to Sharpies… it gets exciting from there.
A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say…
Why is that cop pestering Skelly? Skelly is white after all… but seriously… I guarantee the perp had at least Most of a skeleton so he/she/it does fit the description.
That boy’s thought… “I May Tag that later if all goes well.”
TIL that honey bees are Juggalos…whoop whoop.
Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•In your country, what "common" animals are tourists most excited to see?
2·2 years agoSometimes it’s also their last diamondback
Everyone that has been exposed to it dies…eventually.
Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How old are you based on economic experience or position?
3·2 years agoSounds like the “undercover spy gear” that was popular for a while. I think there was a cigarette case that folded open and became a gun and, of course, the ink pen telescope plus the ink pen with disappearing ink! And several others as well. It was weird… we all played outside using our imagination to create fabulous worlds in the same backyard that was a grand prix track yesterday and an undersea exploration spot the day before that. A stick was a horse one minute, a cane the next, a rifle after that , and a baseball bat… hitting home runs with the bases loaded, winning the world series. Those black walnuts would sail when you made good contact!
Look… ok… it’s right there in my name…old. LOL
Wasn’t that the “high” lobster named Price episode? LOVED that tie died shell of his!
Not really new… I think it was part of an old George Carlin bit.
Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.worldto
[Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world•"Men are bad at picking up on women's hints." What are your actual thoughts on this sentiment?English
3·2 years agoI swear, honey, I thought you said you wanted a glass jewelry counter. I distinctly remember how hard and cold the glass was when you told me that you wanted one…
My life.
Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.worldto
[Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world•"Men are bad at picking up on women's hints." What are your actual thoughts on this sentiment?English
2·2 years agoDude, it’s been 10 years… she’s definitely interested. Probably.
Make up some bogus tiktok challenge with a list of questions she has to answer. Slip: “Do you like me?” In the middle of the list.
Make sure to video it with your phone so it looks legit for tiktok… but really, you can study her response to dylm? over and over for years to come looking for clues to if she really does like you.
It’s still a coin toss. She may just be nice.
The concept of CHALANCE exists but you cannot nonchalantly introduce it into a conversation.
I had a party line during the 80’s in Arkansas.
Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•That gourmet luxury blend...English
11·2 years agoHungry?
I too try to give the benefit of the doubt when reading stilted text that basically conveys the meaning but the syntax is janky.
I’m in southern Ohio so there are quite a few people from the hills and hollers around here.
Methany definitely talks exactly like how that is.
If they keep bugs away then I’ll take a dozen.








Thre price, for me, would be that they have to deal with the dead body laid out on the conference table during the meeting. I absolutely guarantee that after an 8 hour run, I will have been dead for 7 hours and 55 minutes.