0/5

Former employee here.

God damn them all, I was told we’d sail the seas for American gold, we’d fire no guns, shed no tears.

Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier. Also, management will call you to work unpaid overtime. Stay away from this place!

[Washed Police crash through the window]

Growing concerned

Uh oh, “growing concerned” might lead some of them to “feel uneasy” or even “have questions.” If Trump isn’t careful, one of them might even send a letter or request assurances that he’s learned his lesson and totally won’t do it again.

👉🍆🍆👉

I literally took this picture this morning. Here’s an uncropped version:

FaCtS dOn’T cArE aBoUt YoUr fEeLiNgS.

I will never become a billionaire because if I ever get a substantial amount of money, I’m spending it all on hiring low-quality Gilbert Gottfried impersonators to follow these chucklefucks around with megaphones for 8 hours a day, every day.

She’s so juvenile Epstein would have trafficked her.

Do you HATE punctuation and LOVE authors who boldly reject formatting conventions?

Have you ever wanted to be suffocated by a based albino giant while he pontificates about war being the great equalizer?

Have you ever wanted to call Native Americans the n-word?

Well, come on down to Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy! Streaming soon on Disney+!

The captain was Captain Brett Crozier of the USS Theodore Roosevelt. He was fired by the acting Secretary of the Navy, Thomas Moldy Modly. The fallout was so bad that his candy ass got relieved a few days later, but not before the ship had an infection rate of around 14% and at least a few deaths.

I wish someone would stick all these people on a big ship, disable all communications equipment on board, tug it to Point Nemo, and just let it drift around there.

Do you not?

No, you’re thinking of two knives.

I’m desperate to know what in the hell these two talk about every day.

You had me at “injecting a cock-”

Heh, pee sex EC…

How’s the Metaverse coming, Zuck? Remember how your company was going to dump tens of billions of dollars into developing that digital hellhole?

What a damp pube.

Sikhs in the City

This is art

I find this image to be an extraordinary convergence of decisions