Scatter my remains across Disney World, although I don’t want to be cremated.

I can hear that damn brake pedal already…

Macaroni and fuck it

Yes officer, this comment right here.

Wow, if you type your password in the comments, it turns into stars! Try it! ************

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement…“No, sex!”

Also, I just like saying “Thanks, Obama”

The CFPB was authorized by the Dodd-Frank Act in 2010. In addition to helping get Dodd-Frank through Congress, Obama appointed Elizabeth Warren as a special advisor to the Treasury in order to oversee the CFPB and help get it off the ground.

Thanks, Obama:

https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/consumer-reporting-companies/

Don’t forget that her anniversary is coming up soon:

Diddy Kong Racing, even though Pipsy and Tiptup were inherently OP.

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Thanks to mods, all Dragon Age games have nudity.

They’ve also featured the ability to swap your character model with Thomas the Tank Engine. With big tiddies.

I gotchu boo

Yeah, this is pretty painful to watch. Trump is a piece of shit, but he’s way more forceful and even somewhat coherent. Meanwhile, Biden’s just above a whisper and is somewhere between stuttering and rambling.

Pro-tip: these “services” are all rubbish. If you could circumvent their privacy controls that easily, it would be a pretty significant issue for IG and Meta. The way to view private IG posts is to connect with the account or have the login credentials to the account. Anyone telling you there’s a secret back door is shoveling horseshit. (A secret back door that random internet users can access, anyway.)

Well, that was the most graphic thing I’ve seen in quite a while.

I use Voice by Paul Woitaschek (available on F-Droid). It has a nice, simple interface and a few really useful features. I’ve gone through dozens of audiobooks in various formats with it and haven’t had any problems yet.

Please, hold on to this reality as long as you can.