I should have taken a nap, instead I had a shower and skipped lunch. Now I want sleep so bad…

How often do you think about the Roman American empire?

I cast Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite…

A Moose once bit my sister …No really! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.

I look both ways on a one-way street…

Then it’s too easy a decision!

‘I have been called a ponce…’

Don’t threaten me with a dead fish!

Family gathering, shirt buying, washing machine hose replacement and clean, cooking, and maybe fix a bit of jewellery. Gym on Sunday.

This, is the correct answer

I wonder if anyone thought to compile a list, maybe a compendium of classic blunders? Given the conceptual existence of such a concept, I wonder what might be consider to be first on that list?

Think they got the green light on long range missile use? Just saying, it’s a long way on and very effective strike…

Shit, are my curtains open again…

Sounds like a good time!

Frikendel Spaciaal!

Maybe needs some onions.

Very Dutch

Love dying of Disney…

In your base, killing your dudes.

Took gold and silver in skeet today. (USA)

Jeepers, looking like that, I’d be shoring up her nationality, not questioning it!

…which is how we know the world to be banana shaped.