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Cake day: July 11th, 2023

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  • Yet her family says they have faith that Arpineh will be released, and believe that only hardened, dangerous criminals will actually be deported.

    “I know he’s eating my face as we speak, and I know he says it’s super delicious, but I am certain that he doesn’t mean that, and really only intends to eat the faces of other people that I don’t like.”

    “I don’t blame Trump, I blame Biden,” Arthur says. “It’s his doing for open borders, but I believe in the system and all the good people will be released and the ones that are bad will be sent back.”

    I also believe that Santa Claus will soon ride up on a camo unicorn and deliver me numerous bags of money with large dollar signs printed on them. I also believe that trans fats are actually good for me, and my obesity is a sign of good health.

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