I know; it doesn’t make any sense.

Increased adderall frequency for me, or I’m falling asleep in an hour

And they definitely need to be made to learn

We all do, yes

What? You don’t want bad actors hacking the bees and sending them inside your ears to cause fatal internal damage? Why are you against progress?!

Currently, I have a shitty old, no-frills refrigerator, and a shitty old zero frills electric stove. And you know what? The refrigerator keeps things cold so they stay fresh longer. The stove heats to a consistent temperature every time, so I always know what to expect, and my food turns out great. Frankly, it’s vastly superior to the Fancy Thermidor gas stove I used to use, whose temperature was always hotter than the sun, or ‘why the fuck is this taking so long?!’ And honestly, the fancy whatever brand stainless steel refrigerator I used to use, used to have moisture issues, maybe because of the fancy-schmancy built-in ice and water dispenser in the door, but stuff would go bad faster in there because it was always too moist. So I guess I could get something fancier, but I think it would actually be a downgrade in terms of performance, and the only purpose it would serve would be to make me feel extra fancy. Which isn’t nothing, but I think I’ll take the practical trade-off here.

What if we made a show called…um, Star Trek: Legacy, continuing the adventures of a group of beloved characters! Nah, that would never work.

If only we could imagine a future in which the miraculous technology and evolved society existed, to allow us to accomplish what you suggest.

Sigh, oh well.

What even is “dressing your age?” There are styles of dressing that are objectively correct for each age group? Where do I look these up, along with what the age delineations are for each group?

This obvious young person, apparently.

• Judgmental? Check.
• Arrogant? Check.
• Shamelessly certain they know the best ways for others to think, feel, live, act? Check.
• Thinks 52 is ‘old?’ Check.
• Has no idea what a dick they present as? Double check.

Wait, they could also be a republican.

How do you determine if one is deep fill? EDIT: NM I found it. The one I chose has this option!

Jesus Christ. No amount of money could make up for this. I hope he bled them dry.

Local police? They are killing it with this right now.

That’s not actually the only option

Well, lately

Yes

Especially lately