Sometimes it feels like I’m the only motherfucker on the internet that doesn’t want humanity to die off.

What’s wrong with y’all?

That’s hardly comforting. I don’t want 90% of people to die and civilization to collapse. Can’t we just guillotine the rich and explore the galaxy?

Because the system is specifically designed to prevent that from happening.

Hai.

the result is that you unfortunately don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

*the hand that steals 99.9% of the value you create and leaves you with a few crumbs.

Which one of these are the ones that can get pregnant again?

Versatile, yes.

Why that damn bullet had to hit the firefighter instead?

I’m so fucking tired.

ADHD?

Neither leader would have any actual skin in the game, it’s just people’s lives that would never contribute in another meaningful way to their power.

Cold War 2: now with more stupid!

No one is free until everyone is free.

In the lib’s mind, protesting is not a tool, it’s the goal on itself. Just show up, wave a little flag and the bad guys will magically change their mind like it’s a fucking movie.

It’s all performative actions.

If one tribe is bad, the other one must automatically be the good one.

There can never be such a thing as TWO bad tribes fighting each other.

Being trans sucks, like being left-handed in a world for right-handed people does.

There is nothing inherently wrong with it, the problem is all the people trying to police your body.

We are in 2025. Women can steal their own skeletons

Any day now…

It is concerning, I liked their older drawings.

I hope they don’t end up like the Dilbert guy.

The artist does almost everything on paid commission. Subscribers submit requests and generally the highest bidder gets their idea drawn.

Couldn’t they just… refuse to draw racist shit tho? I don’t think ‘someone paid me to do it’ is a valid excuse.

Donald declares war on Canada.