Sabata

“We will write a strongly written letter after the genocide has concluded unless the checks bounce.”

Only if your high enough of a risk to walk right in have a drone kill your entire genetic liniage.

Not your hardware, not your girlfriend.

I haven’t heard this one, but if the white house has to come out with a statement, I have to assume he plays with dolls.

Antimagic collars for all spell casters, for your safety. You can still cast spells must must verify your ID and choose from a list of approved magics.

I got a bottle of Jack’s Offs Danial’s from the 80s set aside and a planned party to drink it at.

Edit: Made spelling more wrong

Should have been a bullet proof turtle neck.

All I see is fire-fighting types.

Its trained on the internet and the internet is porn with some social stuff on the sides.

What if we took a baked potato and…

“My truck wife and her truck nuts are gooooonnnne”

Ursa Diabetes

F

That poor worm is starving.

I’m not worthy of holding a candle to the master of the craft.

Weekend plans as soon as I get out of the damn office.

The art of making the house smell like atomized circuitry.

Relays are expensive.

My art tends to catch on fire when powered on instead of whatever I wanted it to do.

One day it will be good enough to let others see.