It’s because people can’t help but find thst shit boring. The thing is we gotta do boring shit all the time. Politics and the things like that should be like breathing, brushing our teeth, sleeping, or wiping our ass…it’s all boring but needs to be done.

Do you mean no matter what? Like if your partner isn’t sleepy and wants to stay up, you’d get mad if they didn’t stay in bed? If it’s that…then…woah red flag.

I wonder what it’s gonna be like when they get rid of everyone brown and it’s only pasty old white guys running for office. How quickly will they turn on each other?

It’s defeating. I remember telling folks left and right. Anyone that would listen. I really don’t even feel like talking to folks about it anymore now. It’s been a very numb year…

I step on em. I like to make sure there’s no chance.

This is why I stop and put mine out on the bottom of my shoes and put the butt back in the box.

Hell, aliens could invade right now, and I’d believe it was the Russians.

I was wondering. Thank you.

Actually, it’s my arm today…my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.

Okay, maybe we can make an exception for you, Mothra. I mean, that’s a whole lot of thick moth.

You mean superior.

Whose doing moths? Someone should stop them, moths and humans aren’t compatible.

Yes, thou has heard right. Thou shall not count to 4 and no less than 3. Definitely, thou shouldn’t count to just 2 unless thou is moving onto 3, but no more.

Yes, but are you aware of the amount of time you count? I heard it can be quite confusing.

Do these mother fuckers ever hear themselves talk? Have they never seen a video telling em what nukes do? Christ.

Dinosaurs with feathers are a lot scarier than lizard skinned ones.

Imagine a T-rex seeing you and letting off a roar while puffing out its feathers.