Botulinum Toxin overdose.

That sounds like you can be replaced with a LLM. Let’s do that and save the company millions of dollars a year while us Plebeians got on with doing the real work and making money.

Glorified Lorem Ipsum.

90% of non-functional code, maybe.

He probably is but Plastic Surgery Technology can only do so much.

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/182429-if-a-person-has-ugly-thoughts-it-begins-to-show

She is as morally corrupt as her father was.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Maxwell

FYI. “The World Is Not Enough”’s character Elliot Carver was allegedly based on Robert Maxwell.

Probably an overdose of Botulinum Toxin.

I used to listen to classical radio stations as white noise when I wanted to get to sleep.

More recently, if I wake up due to insomnia, I will watch YouTube ASMR Restoration videos. The sound of sandblasting and electrolysis and sanding and polishing acts as a soporific.

Google will not acknowledge any Petition.

The only real solution is to install an Alternate Android or Linux Phone OS

“Sock” or “sofa”?

Most likely way to go;

• FSB Defenestration
• FSB cyanide injection, Bohdan Stashynsky-style
• Assassination by foreign power
• Assassination by domestic freedom-fighter
• Assassination by debtor
• Natural causes from dementia.

If that is what they truely believe, the only humane thing for them to do is to euthanise.

Can we make it crash!? And never work again?

In that case I will insisting that my real doctors put as many typos as possible in their reports.

These are all very good questions, which will all need to be answered eventually, and need to be considered at the platforms move forward.

A lot of these problems could be solved if Governments and business entities started running their own Mastodon servers, and other platforms (as appropriate).

Unfortunately government and businesses are increasingly outsourcing their IT infrastructure to commercial cloud services, rather than keeping them in-house.

ActivityPub is a major threat to the commercial social networks.

These laws are purely a way to regulate communication, but they are effectively a way to prevent new social networks from becoming established.

This is why the really big social networks are welcoming them with open arms. Even the criminal social networks are secretly pleased with them.

Laws only affect people too poor to manipulate them and too honest to disobey them.

This may be considered “Shitty Business Practice”, but it is the only asset they have that they can sell.

Their only revenue streams are leasing access to the service for commercial use and selling transcripts to each other, data brokers, and governmental agencies.

Their only other income are more venture capital in a Ponzi Scheme so large that it makes Bernie Madoff look like Alan Greenspan.

I honestly don’t know any proponents of “intelligent design” who are female.

Except the Sycophantic Patriarchal TERFs who do everything their husbands tell them to do.

That would explain why he had to check in with his FSB handler in Alaska last week.

F3probe is a program for verifying the legitimacy of Flash media (USB Sticks, SD cards and SSDs)

A lot of the aftermarket flash media claim certain performance and capacity numbers that they don’t meet.

https://linuxcommandlibrary.com/man/f3probe

ThIs Is JuSt A rEiMpLeMeNtAtIoN oF tHe “RND()” fUnCtIoN.

Honestly though, all the Tech Giants need to come out and admit that Bullshit Generators are Bullshit Generators and admit that they have made bad investments in scam artists companies.