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11 hours agoEasy for you to say when you’ve got a prescription which ensures that for hours at a time.
Since I invariably wind up getting “name suits” types of comments, here’s the explanation behind it:
Around the turn of the millennium, I was trying to come up with a username to use on a particular site that had a shortish character count limit for usernames. My goal was something related to the fact that I would often be making my points in arguments with “holier-than-thou” types by taking what they were saying, and turning it on its head so the offensive stuff was directed back at them.
I also happened to learn shortly beforehand that many years ago “'ape” was somewhat commonly used as a verb to mean “imitate” or “copy.”
I’m sure you can figure the rest out.
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8·14 hours agoYeah, not so much. It’s all about Paxton trying to boost his image for the election. Fully expect it to be quietly dropped or settled afterwards.
Reality is inconvenient and too complicated for most right-wingers to bother trying to comprehend. Instead of trying to understand it and work with it, let’s just do what the cavemen did and blame everything on “God’s will.”
What a fucking asshole.
2·15 hours agoThey had two years with a bare minimum majority, during which his top priority was pushing through the ACA while he could.
I hate when people selectively ignore important aspects of the big picture.
I call bullshit! Not one of those assholes who feel they didn’t get enough attention as a child, and so want to force the world to give it to them now would ever be so kind as to ask nicely using “please.”
But if you didn’t desire to move for fear of making your circumstances worse, would it even matter?
10·16 hours agoThat’s it - get 'em high on all that fresh air, then choke 'em to death with the “smoker’s car” stench.
Fake it 'till you make it
62·22 hours agoMuch like that can’t be bird shit on your shoulder since they’re not real, either. Must be some dude’s cum.
Wait. Is that you, Monica?
Not sure I wanna know what comes out when you finally… um… … reach your peak.
This positively reeks of Shaun the Sheep! (Not sure when he learned to talk, tho.)
Now, if only counting to three were all it took for me …
Getting Severance vibes from that shot…
Also works when you can’t come up with a decent shitpost.
Who can be trusted to keep accurate count of the corn cobs?
From the Cornholes!
I don’t miss the resulting stink smell.
2·2 days agoThe catch? The screen will get everyone using the term “phablet” again.
3·2 days agoVaper Wave.
I know this, but the general populace eats this shit up. They either refuse to believe that, or “think” it’s somehow worthwhile to “protect the children” (because they sure AF can’t be bothered to parent properly).
Different names, but the bullshit’s always the same.