North Korea Style

I can smell when someone is about to be sick. They start smelling like cucumbers to me. I hate cucumbers.

Always pirate content from large corporations.

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Do not the felines

I wonder how much safer being obese makes a car crash. All that extra cushioning.

They’re cooking up human organoids just for that.

A tetanus shot to the arm and a rusted nail through the foot, aye. Still wrestling with the borrow checker tho.

Unrestricted body modification.

Butter and cheese are the only civilized ways to consume milk. Caesar would agree.

This is why they make better engineers. More neurons that haven’t died of carbon dioxide poisoning.

Who doesn’t like a mousepad that moans when you go out of bounds

Their fetish is a bit much, but they do no harm to anyone but themselves. Unlike many other groups I can name…

That egg’s gotta be getting deep fried in lard or where else is she getting the blubber for them phat tits

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIMME ECHOLOCATION ALREADY

If a dude in his garage could do it, it’s not gonna be locked away. See: The Thought Emporium

Choo choo muthafaker

Horse

He’s right. He’s out of line, but he’s right.

I’ve only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.