This is why they make better engineers. More neurons that haven’t died of carbon dioxide poisoning.

Who doesn’t like a mousepad that moans when you go out of bounds

Their fetish is a bit much, but they do no harm to anyone but themselves. Unlike many other groups I can name…

That egg’s gotta be getting deep fried in lard or where else is she getting the blubber for them phat tits

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIMME ECHOLOCATION ALREADY

If a dude in his garage could do it, it’s not gonna be locked away. See: The Thought Emporium

Choo choo muthafaker

Horse

He’s right. He’s out of line, but he’s right.

I’ve only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.

I’d rather fork it. Rust > Python any day.

If you wait for some ash to build up on it first, you could have enough time to properly aim it at someone. That’s how those fire-walkers do it.

It’s one-time pad, obviously.

One of the most ethnically homogenous nations on the planet. Korea and Japan are some other examples. Lack of strangers increases trust, who knew?

Haters gonna hate. I wouldn’t leave the dogs unattended if my nearby neighbors were proven dog haters. They might harm them in the name of cleaning up the neighborhood.

Are they also muslim? Those don’t like dogs, either.

Great news. Now, time to focus on automating as much of elderly care as possible (and beyond) before it all goes to hell.

Why not?

Android catgirl maid robots

Easter Island