Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire

Yeah, after I heard, I went to find the close-up video, because I swear these right-wing assholes are better at surviving injuries than planarians.

After seeing the video, though, it was obvious he didn’t survive. That made me feel much better.

Yeah, what is up with our gun-obsessed culture anyhow? Switzerland for example has about as many guns per person as we do, but they’re not nutso gun worshippers like we are. What gives?

Just sweet, all-lovin’ folks, yeah? /s

Someone with a Xitter account should be replying with these on all those ‘family man’ posts popping up

Some bring joy wherever they go… others, whenever they go

Oooh do it

That one with Hitler and his dog is a good one

Since you were wondering, this was the part I was replying to:

whatever they were going to do, is going to taken up a few notches.

They were going to do that anyways. Playing nice will gain us nothing.

That is my comment.

WTF even is this comment?

Oh noooo, the people talking about putting autistic people in camps and currently sending PoC people to camps and siccing the army on civilians might do bad things more if we fight back!

Let’s just ask them nicely and I’m sure they’ll pause their evil a little bit!

Are you serious?

They’re trying to make him big again. So much for that, I guess

They say you should only say good things about the dead.

Charlie Kirk is dead. Good.

Now that’s an obituary I can read with great satisfaction.

Simple. It’s not only about how much they have, it’s about how much we don’t have.

They also hate that the plebeians can do things they can’t, and they want the ability to do those things themselves, immediately, but without having to put in anything as low-brow as effort or practice.

Up until now, they had to settle for paying lots of money to get those things and keep them for themselves—witness the art gallery scene—but this poses them two problems: they didn’t actually make it, and worse, they had to part with their precious money to get it.

Now they think AI will let them make anything they want, do anything they want, and never have to pay artists or workers, so they can keep even more of their precious money.

So the thing is, there’s TED Talks, and TEDx Talks, and the second one you can just buy your way on to and say whatever the fuck you want to. That’s the one usually used by rich yahoos to peddle their snake oil.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca made some more in-depth comments elsewhere on this post, but in brief, no, none.

The only thing a medicine like this will do is cause brain bleeds and death in the elderly.

Sorry, downvoted for bad science. Amyloids have never been proven to be behind Alzheimer’s, and in fact most modern studies show no correlation.

So? There’s no harm in trying anyways. Why are you so against a small test on the off-chance it could save a friend’s life? It’s not as if you’re being asked to submit a whole kidney for testing or something.

The hell you on about? People do that all the time.

I’m part of a big group now that is in a pool doctors all over the US can check to see if they can find a match for people, because a friend of mine died from leukemia a long time ago. They couldn’t find a match for him, but maybe I can match with someone else someday.

BTW, gonna shamelessly plug NMDP. They do good work.

Yeah, this is just code for ‘hey middle-class people, Mamdani might be coming for you next!’

Ahh, the ol’ ‘nothing to hide’ defense.

Ever consider things that are labeled as ‘crimes’ can and will be anything the people in power want?

Just because, say, calling Republicans ‘shithead pedophiles’ on Lemmy isn’t illegal now doesn’t mean Cheeto Mussolini won’t make it illegal tomorrow.

I think you signed up on the wrong instance; have you considered moving to .ml?