Personally? A GAU-8. Why settle for less?

So the yanks joined his cookout and helped fry that rice. Lovely to see different nations working together to achieve a common goal.

But it’s true! This is how GOD made the Earth! And if we burn enough fossil fuels we can get back to that garden of Eden, just as HE wants!!

No RAM. Only ROM.

Let’s zoom in on that footnote:

Orange president, orange humanity.

Oh, hi Jeff!

Only Atom ☢️

Yes but have you considered the threat that the Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of North Monaco poses to the true western ally of South Monaco? The South Monacese will be eating baguettes and worshipping Comrade Monsieur Macron if we don’t arm them with nukes NOW.

No nations, no problems 😎☢️🔥

Keep the black side down and ATGATT.

If you don’t know how to download more RAM then you need to turn in your Internet license and go outside. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

So the new Mac Mini can do more than most people need for a cheaper price than most people would expect.

Sounds awesome!

She doesn’t RUN?

No, she DOESN’T run.

(For anyone not getting this one, the whole thing is full of Bioshock Infinite references. Not the cats page. The one by “Dr” Booker DeWitt.)

Sounds about right. (please forgive the link to the other place)

Very non-credible interpretation of “clockwise”, I note 😉

Are they planning on nuking Jesus or something?

Jesus: I have returned! Russia: Fuck off! ☢️ We don’t want any!

I just feel sorry for him at this point. Not as much as I feel sorry for America, but I do feel sorry for him. When he dies, he will die not having known the best things in life. No true love, no actual friends, no peace. Money has not bought him happiness. Maybe he was born into a prison of his family’s making, but all he’s done is build up the walls and seal the doors. He’s a tragic, pitiful character rather than a beacon of strength or success.

Erm, make sure you put him in an actual prison too, though. Good luck, Yanks, your tea-drinking cousins still want the best for you despite everything 🇬🇧

We worked so hard to build a little house together 🎶

Pictures for Sad Children was a great webcomic. Thank you for posting these.

Install the Aurora Watch app and set it to notify you when the odds are high. That’s how I saw it last night!