Oh dear! Thoughts and prayers 🙏

If only there’d been a bad guy with a gun around to stop this.

If you destroy the working class all you get is a broken machine?

…whatever happens with the climate, you should pack your winter coat.

Oh my god you’re right!!?? I honestly didn’t know this at all! Thank you for sharing!

I need to read 404media more… and check the price of a subscription. This stuff is worth supporting.

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Well, yeah. If you put it somewhere cold like the Arctic it’ll melt the ice caps and make global warming worse. Better to let the cold places stay cold and put the hot data centres somewhere that’s already hot! Sorted - no more global warming (just some localised warming I guess)

They did, and almost 1000 years later the U.K. is still suffering from a bad case of Royals.

Luckily, your wife’s round trip will be with the best airline in existence.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.

Anakin Skywalker: Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about midi-chlorians. I’ve been wondering…what are midi-chlorians?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.
Anakin Skywalker: They live inside of me?
Qui-Gon Jinn: In your cells, yes. We are symbionts with them-
Anakin Skywalker: Symbionts?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you.
Anakin Skywalker: I don’t understand.
Qui-Gon Jinn: With time and training, Annie, you will. You will.

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The contract was signed under the Tories. You might assume that there are some very painful exit clauses, if any.

I’d guess the lion misbehaved?

I no longer trust anyone who talks about “plants” or “animals”. It turns out, every single plant or animal is doing something different!

If it copies like a pasta, it’s copypasta!

Pretty sure this is from a StarCraft cutscene…

Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!

The whole point of stealth planes is not to have publicity…

I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.

Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.

Quick, Greta, hard to port!

Not again, Wittgenstein!

Califexit. Or Cali Fecks Off depending where n your point of view.

“Your watch cost more than £100?”