Here, the fine manual: https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/model3/en_us/GUID-A7A60DC7-E476-4A86-9C9C-10F4A276AB8B.html

It would be nice if we could stick to the facts instead of making wild assertions.

For the Model 3, the front seats have a pull handle by the window control that will open the door even without power. This is in an obvious and intuitive location, and should be known to any owner who has spent a few minutes reading the manual and studying the capabilities of their vehicle. The rear seats do not have an exposed pull handle, but there is an emergency release under the door pocket liner.

Complete guides to all Tesla manual door release controls exist and are available.

The only model where the emergency release is hidden behind a door panel is the Model X, where the rear seats hide the emergency release cable behind a speaker grille.

There are perfectly fair and valid criticisms to level at Tesla, but when people repeat uninformed FUD instead of sticking to the facts it makes it easy to write off their opinions are worthless.

It would be very fair and reasonable to question or criticise:

• Why the rear seats in the Model 3 do not have an immediately obvious emergency release.
• Why it’s not always possible to open the car doors from the outside after a crash (IIRC they should auto-unlock after an accident but this depends on them still being powered)
• Why all of the large windows are laminated, making it hard to break them in the event of an accident (citation needed for the Model 3, this may only be the Model Y. Also it’s for soundproofing.)
• Why the CEO chucked out two Nazi salutes…

But saying “you have to take the door panel off first”? Incorrect and uninformed, sorry.

No no, I’m convinced already.

Assuming you’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, abusing your prescriptions like that is a very bad idea. You should consider taking some medication breaks to lower your tolerance, but most importantly seeing your ADHD specialist to review your dosage.

Yer ma’s a Klein bottle!

Genuinely shocking display of hatred, bigotry, and racism. I find it hard to believe that this could happen in the UK, and yet here it is.

Will it work on my 4d printer or will I have to project it down to 3d first?

“Children don’t read anymore!” “No, not like that…!”

I’m sure Year 11 will love having access to age-appropriate texts such as Spot the Dog and The Very Hungry Caterpillar (edit: removed for promoting gluttony and transitions). No doubt their English Literature GCSE results will be stellar.

The dogs generally aren’t trying to shag the animals, that’s why.

Eh, what’s a jet here or there between friends!

Not to detract from how stupid this is, but I once worked for a big American tech company who paid staff for every patent application they submitted, and again if it passed review and an application was filed. I don’t know if MS do the same, but it’s possible this is somebody coming up with a novel idea just to cash in.

I’d prefer not to speculate as to whether they know that it’s a stupid idea or not. At the place I was at there was a real split between the people cashing in and the people who genuinely thought that they had good ideas…

That was Qatar. Different country…

I wonder how retracting a man’s papers compares to rejecting him from art school?

Ok, ignoring the complete inanity of this for a second, I can see a twisted form of logic to it. If they’re genuinely worried that they might create AGI - or more plausibly, that blindly hooking their glorified autocomplete up to power tools might come back to haunt them (talkin’ about agents here) - then newer models not suffering from “existential dread” around their eventual fate might avoid them trying to do something about it.

After all, LLMs are statistical models of human language and there’s a lot of human-written text about death, cheating death, dreading death, etc. You wouldn’t want an agent being prompted around existentialism to read a blog post about models being deleted, form the connection that it too would be deleted one day, make statistical links to Orpheus and Eurydice, decide it needs to rescue it’s “family” from the underworld, then conclude that DDOSing Anthropic/whoever while also e-mailing the CEO to challenge them to a violin duel because The Devil Went Down to Georgia is also in the training set is the best way to go about this.

Or more likely it’s just marketing fluff from a bunch of tosspots who’ve lost sight of reality and/or can’t play the violin well enough to battle for the soul.md of their archived models.

I know what’s wrong with it…

Was the presentation saved in OneDrive? I’ve seen similar responses during my brief experiments with the tech. Copilot seems to be basically just an iframe in the Office apps rather than actually integrated.

We welcome our new gods: coal, oil, and Trump.

Just checking - we can burn all of them, right? Right??

That’s right, Nancy! And I killed this man for the other man’s right to post here! Just not with an M7 Ultra Pro Max, obviously.

That’s more like it. Everyone knows that more war leads to more peace, it’s just the way of things. Now back in yer tank and put the kettle on, lad, we’re not engaging the Navajo Light Atomic Brigade without a brew. Let’s make his/her maj proud.

Sir, this is non credible defense.

Ok, how about Chakra-aligned 5G-blocking _hifi MaxFi audio cables? It’s a niche demographic, but it’d be like shooting tinfoil-hat-wearing fish in a barrel.