Don’t mess with the Zohran!

Look up Tabio

… was stroking my sweet precious wart.

You got a turdbo charger!

Garret Garrison is making deliveries.

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I say attempt a friction weld.

Would that make a mustache a gable?

Paul Mooney would like a word.

Well do share

A high pitched whistle slowly fading off?

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.

I would say he is more a Mysterio than a Lex Luther.

There should be a bot that searches out MarjorieTG posts and auto-comments ”What a fucking idiot.”

Lancel is so hot right now.

obvi fake

He never set foot in Northern America.

Enough now I mean it!

I was thinking Will Ferrell, feeling it in his plums.

Or find a nice rope