INNNNN THIS CORNER, wearing all white and a skull cap, he’s the Vicar of Christ, the Bishop of Rome, the SUCCESSOR to the Price of the Apostles, iiiiiiiIIIITS POPE LEO THE FOURTEENTH!!
And in THIS CORNER, wearing a tailored suit and red tie, Couch fucker, white trash cosplayer and world’s worst negotiator, John Dilbert Vaaaaaaance!
As soon as he’s no longer useful he’ll be discarded. Right now they can push through an agenda, blame it all on him and he’ll just lap it up. Any attention to him is a good thing. He’s an idiot but he’s managed to attract some vile, politically savvy people to his cabinet. They know what they’re doing.
It’s an older meme sir but it checks out
You need better hobbies my guy
I’m gonna take that guy’s advice and tag you as well
It does nothing to guarantee quality candidates.
It actually functionally favors milquetoast, moderate candidates.
Your preferred candidate will never win, nobody’s will. But a lot of people will probably agree on 2nd or 3rd choice candidates.
Hey, that’s my partner.
It’s about 50/50 on whether or not the anxiety is warranted, which means any time there’s a worry we basically have no choice but to check. Fortunately most of the big stuff we’ve gotten pretty good at managing so it’s mostly like, did we forget to gate the dogs in, or is there a chance we come home to a mess in the living room?
Jesus these people will not just fuck off.
She’s running in a safe Democrat district. So we get another Republican lackey pretending to be a Democrat. Go to a fucking trump+10 area you fucking self centered carpet bagger.
The government has executed scores of people for exercising their right to bare arms.
Turns out you only have the rights the police are willing to respect. Which means you don’t actually have any.
You put it in quotes. Like a big ole scaredycat
Let’s overthrow the government, hang all the billionaires from highway overpasses, and set anyone who resists us on fire.
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In… In Minecraft
Ummm… Neither?
Marat maybe?
Rounding up random brown people, including American citizens and sending them overseas to prison camps?
That’s fine.
Raping children for decades?
Perfectly cool.
Cringey blasphemy?
HE CROSSED THE LINE
That’s part of the joke.
I mean it’s not like it’s Cobol. Or Perl! Could you imagine?
Luigi, as it happens, mains Toad. And he’s tired of being asked about it. I know because I was also playing Mario kart with him at the time. It was quite the party.
There was that one time when Grant really tried. He actually made progress too.
It was all immediately undone the second he was out of office. But he did make progress.
There comes a time in a man’s life when he has to decide if he ever wants to be forklift certified, or if he wants to get high.
Lmao I’m kidding forklift drivers be high as fuck.