Ran out of black markers I’d guess.

McDonalds want’s new customers too, but that doesn’t mean that they should announce that they’re going to be focusing on expanding McDonalds into a sushi restaurant. Sure sushi is great, but it has an entirely different supply chain and preparation method than hamburgers. By pushing McSushi you both risk driving away driving away customers who only wanted a simple burger joint as well as risking introducing inefficiencies as your hamburger cooks and sushi chefs trip over each other in the kitchen.

Fuuuucckk!

I mean LLM’s can only regurgitate their training data in various configurations, and CEO’s usually just repeat whatever popular buzzwords/tech trends they’ve recently heard. It seems like it would work.

Reeeally hope those were dentures… otherwise, ow.

Fresh meat volunteering for the front lines!

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I really shouldn’t joke, Putin might.

Hey, a turnip is probably worth more than the can’s recycling value, so he came out ahead!

Remember back when he supported Junteenth as a holiday?

Well of course. Honestly I’m surprised it took this long. As I’ve said in the past, there’s no bigger tent than a fascist who needs power, and no smaller one than a fascist who has power. Trump has gotten the votes he needed from the Catholics, so it’s out with “We’re all Christians here!” and in with “They’re not real true Christians!” In this case apparently because they commit the sin of empathy.

Honestly, if real life cops were even half as dedicated and moral as their fictional copaganda counterparts ACAB probably wouldn’t be a saying.

I have a oddly hard time spotting Cybertrucks in the wild, I think it’s my brain trying to spare me the psychic damage of seeing such an ugly vehicle.

You can probably remove “ID” from your post.

Still turning it off though.

Well that makes me feel a bit better about sending markov chain generated text to my other e-mail accounts.

So I guess Putin’s “We’re invading Ukraine to ‘denazify’ it” justification has gone down the memory hole?

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Six for me, but I cannot picture ever using something like this… even while the grief was still fresh.

Well I mean it doesn’t. If the program ever comes out it’ll probably just be a generic LLM with a few custom prompts for each customer (if that).

Also, I can’t imagine anyone who was actually close to someone being willing to actually use something this ghoulish. So they won’t find it suspicious if grandma starts saying the secret ingredient in her pizza sauce was glue or that you should feed baby Charlie one small rock a day.

In case somebody doesn’t know about the nightmarish AI product this comic is referencing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tq6gqh5aaohgi55y2yofylwj/post/3m5k4ojtgs22r

Wow, I assumed it’d picked up by this point but according to Wikipedia the PS5 only has 18 exclusive games.