Sunschein

One of my college friend’s FAVORITE musician was the Boss, and she refused to go to his free concert opening for Obama. It was hilarious; she was absolutely torn in half all weekend.

Sounds like running an email through translationparty.com

Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.

“AS overwhelmed”

Damn, even in my fantasies I’m still overwhelmed by stress at least a little.

Simple, they’re just not not undoing the reversal of ruling.

The death of Apollo brought me here.

What a kickass opening line.

…oh, the app. Still works, I guess.