My dyslexic brain always read the “violators will be prosecuted” signs as “prosecutors will be violated.”

Hehe hehe frogs shall cum upon you

Just took a side track and listened to some zither music. Not bad, but not exactly marriage inducing.

Nice recommendation. The one I enjoyed most at the time was the Intellivision 2 version, but now I’ll have to look up the Gameboy version for a comparison.

From the early 80’s: Qix, Pooyan, and BurgerTime were some of my favorites.

It’s a German You-Boat.

What is this art from?

Depends. How do retail workers feel about watching people use the self checkout and leave without saying anything?

Pretty sure I saw a pic of a wolf with a 6-pack on Lemmy a few days ago.

I wonder if going to the interview in drag might actually help.

And Gary Newman is older than Gary Oldman.

One side of my brain knows this is correct.

Aw don’t be so hard on yourselves. You’re probably a perfectly usual level of repulsive, and that cat is practically always startled by something or other.

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

The dog’s bollocks.

Somebody in the comments says there have been 950 episodes of Trek. Has anyone done the math? Is this factual?

Bro on the right is about to snap

You guys sound like Doctor Phil.

I like big mutts and I cannot lie

Satan: Awww!