I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

When I get angry at people not following my instruction, it’s because I know these people will try to make the resulting mess my problem.

My dude is taking this Linux install much too seriously

Will he finally be able to vote?

Technically bisexual. The best kind of bisexual!

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Silence! I concur.

Can’t call em Nazis, so that’s the next worst thing on the list.

That’s going on my next resume

We’re digitally replacing Alec Guiness with Ewan Mcgregor, right?

When Obiwan died his clothes fell to the ground, so shouldn’t his ghost be naked?

One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

Wasn’t there a post last week that said tired is a gender?

Look how perfectly everything lines up. This is truly an amazing discovery.

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

Paging Papa Smurf

“While Nintendo has trademarked the use of Super Mario worldwide under numerous categories, including video games, clothing and toys, it appears the company did not specifically state anything about the names of supermarkets.”

Kind of a legal version of the Air Bud rule.

I don’t remember asking Elon Musk a goddamn thing!

Got a lawn mower and a bass guitar. Seriously they do everything.

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Why do people have this fear of deer?