You guys sound like Doctor Phil.

I like big mutts and I cannot lie

Satan: Awww!

Didn’t Paramount remove Prodigy between seasons 1 & 2 for tax purposes?

Of all the ways to get 30 billion dollars, this would probably be the least emotionally disturbing choice.

Now… when you say flesh games…

Oh that’s a relief

Is it a tap and wait freemium game?

Whistle

What would be the size of the crater when the whale falls from the sky?

Wow an unpopular opinion post that really is an unpopular opinion. Nice!

What’s the one where you actually try to do everything all the time because it will drive you crazy if it isn’t done?

My spider sense is tingling

Aliens invade: “EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT”

Humans: “oh thank fucking god”

Aliens: “wait what?”

I guess it would be weird if any of them were having fun

The faces on mom & the kids. Lmfao

First panel reminds me of all the burger commercials. The side facing her must just look like 2 buns cus all the stuff’s over here.

Frog and Toad. The specific story is named Cookies.

If only I had the courage to say this

That there is a to-do list