And earlier me is like “have fun, future me who will be very unhappy about this :D”

The discomfort I feel at the thought of sleeping on a bare matress ensures that I will put the sheet on. Of course, only just before going to sleep when I want to do nothing more but flop onto my bed after staying up too long again

I love that name for it. I’m gonna share that with others (provided I remember :P)

What do you mean by “cheap Turing complete software”?