Positively chuffed!

'Tis what 'tis.

Even spoons don’t have the spoons for this shit.

• Sky: Children of the Light
• Balatro
• Vampire Survivors
• Cookie Run: Tower of Adventures
• Pokemon TCG Pocket
• Minecraft

That’s when I knew it was true love

We were inseparable after that

Ah, we ate together, we bathed together

We even shared the same piece of mint flavored dental floss

The world was our burrito

It’s like people that enjoy watching horror movies.

So it began…

I was in elementary school in the mid 90s and had a friend whose mom owned an independent movie rental store. He claimed that because of this he was able to get all kinds of insider info in the movie industry. My favorite was that George Lucas originally planned 9 Star Wars movies, and that three of them, taking place before the original trilogy, were already in the works. What nonsense.

Later, Crake!

Precisely. And it grosses my kids out every time I tell them that’s what’s for dinner.

The lack of a background is throwing off the perspective for me. That looks like a great pyrenees, but somehow fitting its entire body on a barstool. I can’t decide if it’s actually a small dog or a larger seat/pedestal.

At first glance the thumbnail looked like a pepperoni jalapeno pizza.

The reality is much worse. :(

I don’t think either of these would be very fun for the woman they’re attached to…

I was thinking Minecraft’s villagers vs illagers/pillagers, but I think yours is even better

So glad you asked! There are different types with different names, but the traditional spoonerism is where you switch the first consonant sounds of two different words. The example above is baco tell, which is the spoonerism of Taco Bell.

Reddit has such a tiny, sad little spoonerism community. If we can infect all of Lemmy with it then I’ll be pleased.

I’m not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they’ll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I’m not as quick about it as I used to be, though.

This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it

Also, if we’re including food ingredients:

Bound greef

Fuck Dat

They’re fucked.

Mewlinkitty