There’s are dozens of us

Yeah but he’s saying he can’t get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?

People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.

Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.

No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock

Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

Slay because my 10 year uses it for everything. Slayalicious, slaytastic, slayme…

Nag. Just sounds harsh

Bungalow. Should be obvious.

People who shorten food names aren’t doing English any favors…

'za (Pizza), taters, sgetti, nanners, gnosh (im hungry I need some gnosh gnosh)

That’s what I’m saying. I quit smoking a couple years ago and now when I do I can’t even find weed weak enough to not totally fuck me up.

You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

You could just raise your arm and let it loose…

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I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

I have nipples

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

Sadly my job requires signed papers from each employee to be on file for the state AG department. It’s an enormous waste.

Just bought a brother laser for my job. Damn toner ran out on day 1. I printed 400 pages but still… Oh brother

He also talks about eating dogs. I just made this account after leaving .ee and he’s been around lol

My friends and I partied in a bar in Hamburg until almost 6am one time not realizing it was a gay bar until a guy tried to get me to let him go down on me and when I refused he asked why I was here. I was flattered and had fun but I had no idea lol

Have you tried just asking him out?

I also made most of those shots I didn’t take

In my mind