Or every bad driver in California. I see those stickers on cars being driven by 50 year olds.

I have nipples

Lying is one of those things where you generally get worse at it as time goes on, due to having to lie to cover up previous lies and so on.

SAD!

Entrapment!

Or maybe I’m thinking of child endangerment?

Worse than that, millions of people actively chose this. AGAIN.

What was your mother’s maiden name again?

Which is dumb as hell because it’s hot as fuck here. I live here and regularly have my AC running nearly non-stop in the summer, as well as everyone else. I’m white so I guess I’m safe?? That’s so fucked up.

Prolly kick your ass

Some classic pasta right there.

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr

Bless you

Damnit it’s true. My female cat’s name is Aurora (Bora Alice) and my last male was simply named Siatie (c a t)

I like money

It’s ruff

Yeah I know, the guy you replied to his name is some guy

Just some guy

Kick it a few more times

Did I miss something? Are we doing genitalia foods now instead of moths or whatever the hell the things is?

I’m thinking of arrested development

-FlexibleToast

That’ll be $8.95 pull up to the back of the dumpster