This is why they don’t have to worry about school shootings; Ukraine actually arms and trains their teachers.

About breathing? I’m just not that into it.

Overrated imo.

There are some times when it can be acceptable, click here for some good examples.

Flick it!

Move along, nothing to see here.

You going to ship my leftovers to the starving kids in Africa?

This is fish the they chose?

Snake! Oh no, it’s a snake!

I know who I am! I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!

I hope you don’t screw like you type!

Go ahead and punk out if you want. Me and Wally will find somebody else to be in our gang.

Now everyone stand in a circle with a hand down your neighbors pants.

This will only compound the population problem.

That’s fair.

It is the owners responsibility to keep the dog out of the road. There is zero legal or moral responsibility to cover any vet bills.

The only property damage that would even be considered is damage to the vehicle, which requires stopping, calling the police to file an accident report and then reporting the accident with documented damage to the car insurance company.

There are much better ways of creating strong passwords than just adding a ton of characters.

Feeding food scraps to pigs, what a novel idea!

OMG, but what about Trump!!

Dumbass.

A succulent Chinese buffet?