Take my answer as snark, but: it has a catchy name that sounds like a thing. And it’s not invite only.

Looks so sweet! Now please make the body transparent smoke-colored plastic!

Oatly tastes best (a little sweet, kinda oaty), Califa is best for art, Minor Figures is also good, maybe most neutral. IMO.

They’re coarse and they get anywhere

If you’re on an iPhone I’ve been using wefwef and liking it.

TOTO washlet is the OG from nihon. I use a brondell from Costco.