You can sell aluminum free baking soda and convince someone baking soda contains aluminum. Fads and marketing are becoming an epidemic

Sweet sweet brain maturity

It’s

Weed is anxiety deferment, with a lovely augmentation factor based upon your tolerance and dosing routine. All things in moderation lads

Welcome to Phoenix. This list applies mostly everywhere

In other news, yelling into the address bar only gets you to wikipedia with ramblings, given a bang of “!”, it will default to Wikipedia with the prepended text as search criterium. So ‘search criteria !bangs’ also works. FYI

That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into… Can’t feel too bad for them, they’ll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words…

Now that you mention it, aren’t both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??

One of the three Stooges, and friends

Sleep/central apnea diet/medication/alcohol/lack-of-weed are the four horsemen to my nightmares. The damn persistent dreams where my legs take 1000% effort to just crawl. Usually I have to walk/lunge backwards just to get anywhere. Fuckin weird and constant.

It snot an emerald

Fourier than what?

They’ve gotta be somewhere around here…

Where are his NIPPLES?!

Finally, a good nights rest

want THAT SCRAMP

Omg the embroidered towel

VIBE CHECK

Everyone is the neighborhood watched Carl pork my wife in front of me…

These and Pushup pops! Orange cream sickle, in the pool, so the younger ones don’t need to wash after.