Good Sir, that is clearly a delectable sugar cookie. The slander on oatmeal cookies, ruthless

That is one huge ass pigeon

What french fuckin year is it where ANYONE feels the NEED to wear a bowtie?! You can just wear your boxers as a neckerchief if you like…

I COMMAND DEMS TO EAT MY SWOLLEN COCKEN BALLS. SEE HOW THAT WORKS?!

I’m doing my part! struggles harder

Maybe not the best choice of template

That sounds like a pretty mental thing to say. Haven’t committed any petty crimes, have we? Check yourself.

No, like if cardboard got cancer and covered it in icing. Also the cancer is a sugary filling.

That’s one tissed pitty

I thought it was when you’re getting your shit rocked in the boxing ring and the bell saves you from being pummeled into [T.]K.O.

👁️👄👁️

Did… did you just use a fuckin em dash?? How deep does this rabbit hole go???

we know. it took less time to prompt chatgpt than it did to type this. but hang on, let me make you a fucking powerpoint instead??

i dunno, i see many engagement points…

not with that attitude lol

It just needs to exist outside of my head :)

Yes, yes, AI=Bad. Hot take. Is there an algorithm sorting this shit to the top? Active at its best? Surely 40 downvotes would push a bad meme out, yet here we are.

oooooooh, wrong comm lmao

Hmm… touch ~/cuck.me

I SAID, pass the wood