VIBE CHECK

Everyone is the neighborhood watched Carl pork my wife in front of me…

These and Pushup pops! Orange cream sickle, in the pool, so the younger ones don’t need to wash after.

Punkanus

Something something UNIONS

Pot liquor 😋

More projection. In ICE ridden districts we have protected brown shirts while citizens are being abducted.

I’m petty sure some us processed white bread qualifies as cake by other countries nutritional standards

My frontal lobes are a unicycle and the devil rides its pedals.

But who was snipster?!

It was a lucky shot!

This is honestly some of the best advice I could have had 10-20 years ago.

Good Sir, that is clearly a delectable sugar cookie. The slander on oatmeal cookies, ruthless

That is one huge ass pigeon

What french fuckin year is it where ANYONE feels the NEED to wear a bowtie?! You can just wear your boxers as a neckerchief if you like…

I COMMAND DEMS TO EAT MY SWOLLEN COCKEN BALLS. SEE HOW THAT WORKS?!

I’m doing my part! struggles harder

Maybe not the best choice of template

That sounds like a pretty mental thing to say. Haven’t committed any petty crimes, have we? Check yourself.

No, like if cardboard got cancer and covered it in icing. Also the cancer is a sugary filling.