So, you’re new to the Internet, welcome, don’t look up blue waffle, lemon party or one guy one jar. This is something called a shit post, where the humor of it is that it is, as you succinctly put it, strange and dumb. That is why I put it here, in a community for shit posts.

Don’t worry, you’ll get it soon enough and I’m sure you’ll have maybe adventures surfing the information superhighway!

Yeah no shit, next headline will be “water confirmed to be wet” and then elaborate on how that means it’s a liquid to pedants.

It’s his heritage to have to buy men, now he’s only buying the part he wants

My friend once said that East Coast is not polite but kind, and West Coast is polite but not kind

Ok, but compare that to breath of the wild. The game really is an open world. And you can go right up to the boss and kill him with a stick of you know what you’re doing. You, as a player, decide to go get stronger first. You don’t have characters specifically telling you to avoid an area, and a quest line that specifically takes you down a specific path that gives you a specific narrative.

Plus it’s got all sorts of logic puzzles like, all over the place.

Hell in fo3 you don’t get railroaded until the final mission, first time I played it I didn’t even go to megaton until way later. Fonv starts you off with it. For a game that is supposed to encourage exploration to start off saying not to? C’mon.

Ok look, you got a good heart and you know that dairy isn’t good for the environment or cows and so on. Cool.

But perfect is the enemy of action. You know how there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism? So there’s always going to be some way to nitpick about any action. For example, that tomato shake was made with migrant or prisoner or slave labor and mass farming is also terrible for the environment and water consumption.

One of the biggest strategic flaws we have on the left is that we care a lot about all sorts of stuff and want to do right by the world, which leads us to sometimes criticizing our own methods and people over what could be better and what is worse, and we lose sight of the bigger picture. Sometimes this is from genuinely wanting things to be better and sometimes it’s from trying to show how much better and more woke we are. It almost always comes off as flexing, a holier-than-thou attitude.

Functionally it causes division and inaction.

Sure, sometimes we need to adjust a strategy and try to make things better, but we need to look at the bigger picture and not get lost in the weeds.

An imperfect ally is still an ally and should be accepted, as it’s better than no ally. An imperfect tactic should be accepted, because that’s better than inaction.

So if you want to throw your tomato drink at someone go for it, but don’t discourage people from actively fighting Nazis, ok? Maybe next time say “I don’t like using milk I’m going for v8”, it’s more proactive and less critical.

I get that people like the story and feel like they have an influence on it, but for me it felt railroaded even from the start. “Oh yeah it’s open world but if you go anywhere other than the path we laid out for you you’ll die by deathclaws” is what it’s known for.

My biggest gripe is that when I play fallout I want post apocalyptic retro futurism. 50s vision of the future gone wrong. I feel like I don’t get that with NV and that’s the whole theme of the franchise. It’s the pizza at the Chinese buffet, like, I’m not here for that, why are you here? This is just Nevada but slightly shittier.

I hate everything

because they work

The Outer Worlds was so bad I had to put the controller down and abandon it. A fan made song got the feeling of “dystopian capitalism in space” better than the actual game did.

And an older one that’ll get me burned at the stake: Fallout New Vegas is the worst of the first person fallout games.

He at least took out the KKK. And helped do that irl

Time to make more sandwiches and milkshakes

A bigger check because you’re not paying a company to do something you can do for free.

Plus with the way things are going it’ll be delayed anyway

You’re trying to divert attention away from the files and Trump. If you cared about the energy you’d want them released anyway, and you’d know that if it was something bad for Biden you’d want it out now. The only point to trying to shift blame to the ex president is because you’re a fan of the current one.

Idk it’s one of the most popular and influential religions, so it kinda got ol Yahu a boost most other deities haven’t. Probably one of the only effectual things made by committee in history.

Kinda shows how messed up humans are though doesn’t it?

I pay in cash as much as possible because fuck the card companies making money off of every transaction and fuck people tracking my spending habits

We should file all of our taxes ourselves through the paper option. No digital taxes this year. It’s not that hard if all you have is a W2, it takes longer but it also will mean you file for free and more importantly takes the government longer to process it. You can get the papers for free from the library.

Throw dirt into the gears.

They don’t decide what a new word is, just document usage. And if it gets used enough, well…

Dat Demiurge be at it again

I just checked and yeah, your comment didn’t say anything about birth control options for men and only talked about the negative effects of the pill.

So you see why one would think that you were trying to say that the birth control pill is a bad thing and that we should remove it.