Anhedonic Sugar Cookie

Swap neg b with b square and you got it. I have recently used the quadratic equation for what I hope is the last time ever.

Edit: Oh, and I think it’s 4ac.

Can you tell me what continent your friend lives on? I need to make plans to either never go there or move immediately.

Giant Red Panda

Or the poor adults who can’t be bothered to parent their own spawn.

I don’t know man. I started using whitening toothpaste last month and I’m already getting pulled over by the cops a lot less.

Gunman Luigi

Someone already did

Everybody’s gettin’ webshots.

But once you do…

LibreOffice: Jan 1, one half, one third

I’d like to think she’s childless and happy living her best life in a small town in the south of France.

I’m not sure that recognizing someone’s suffering is the same as feeling that suffering. Empathy is feeling another person’s suffering as if it were your own. So, to hurt that person would be to hurt yourself.

But where is the Weddell sea?

Somehow you’ve made that dildo scene way more disturbing.

I could literally eat it for every meal.

Some folks have to learn the hard way.

1. Don’t type in code from the internet that you don’t understand.
2. Always have a backup.
3. Sometimes you’re going to bork your system. Know when to reinstall, restore and move on.

Cum if she wants to. Cum around the world.

You talkin bout that wacky tobacky?

Odds don’t mean shit when you win the die in a fireball lottery. Odds are zero if you don’t play.