Sometimes you get weekends off

Gorn.

Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

No, Bith!

Uh, I mean… Oh no! All my uranium was, like, totally destroyed!

I think you mean retirement LANs. I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

Counterproof:

n+1 is not the smallest non-interesting number… n-1 is.

s///s/\s/g

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SPACE TOURISM

Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

What about Turkish bread?

I was today years old

Yo, picture this: Gumroad is like the Gumtree for Silkroad

If ADHD were an animal, it would be a guinea pig

The parachute failed to deploy

In cat-world, this is Armageddon. But when you think about it, the stakes are pretty low.

Do you think humans feel like this sometimes?

Those are anti-peas