Lazy mexirice: get a cup of rice or whatever amount you like, pour it over a hot pot already coated in hot olive oil. Shake it or stir the rice continuously in high heat. Keep looking at the oil wet rice. It will go from being fully clear to an opaque white. You can stop at white or continue until they get a more toasted brown orange color. At that point pour a good amount of ketchup from a squeeze bottle. Immediately following that with a cup of hot water. Now lower the heat fill the pot with enough hot water to cover the rice,. Finally cover the pot and wait 20 minutes. Add water if it dries too much.

You could toast a tomato and then add onions and such, buy ketchup is the lazy way. I do add some garlic powder.

Fine fine. Potatoes potato. Tomatoes tornados.

OK at most then.

It’s not their fault that salmon are too conductive. Maybe if that DFMEA had been truly thought through, maybe things would be fine…

Failure mode: Short circuit
Effect: starts huge multi state fire causing millions to lose power and their homes and belongings.
Cause: very conductive fish placed across power lines.
Occurrence: never but maybe one day.
Severity: holyshitballs Batman! Bad.
Detection: balls chopped off 3 times over with no anesthesia sort of detection. You will know as soon as the fish fries.
Mitigation: never place a wet conductive fish across power lines god damn it! Put Bob and Roscoe in Jail preemptively.

Buy or make L.reuteri yoghurt or supplement pill. I’m treating my acid reflux with it. Its truly remarkable how good it makes your tummy and butt exit door feel.

How about a n NBC sitcom about a Republican racist asshole who moves to Seattle and makes a ton of friends only to find out they are all gay at the nude bike riding parade?

Who was the last ruzzian asshole president to be tossed into a volcano? Yes it could be accidental and from the 5th floor so long as the body enters the lava.

Can I still use visa or MasterCard on a dildo? And can I pay for it in cash… Dollars? Is my money accepted at the local adult bookstore?

Dumpster diving again there bud? …baker tosses in another batch of ever expanding stuff.

I don’t actually want to meet anyone. But if I did, I would start a city specific channel so that people could search and find “us” easily.

I cook beans and rice regardless of how its going. Nothing can beat that. And you can add anything you want, which makes beans really flexible.

Thinking.

With a nice grade to flat…yes please!

Normal use 1 person. Max use maybe at least 8?

Wasn’t there a third knob for more channels? I remember having an old green screen that had a double knob on it for that. I don’t remember the number of channels possible though.

But an SUV carries at least 8 people and their luggage along with 3 to 6 thousand pounds of SUV…maybe if we made it electric and removed 2 to 5 thousand pounds, that could be interesting? A tandem electric bike, 2 tires, 8 people, huge efficiency! You just need to all be going to the same place.

I’ve always wondered if a minimalist monorail could ever happen. Imagine the freedom of a bike but you could ride say 20 people all together from one city to another carrying your bikes along. In Seattle you definitely want the outer covering of a gondola, but there are cities where you don’t really need a shell.

Same here, I forgot about that. That’s right, you can go to channel, 2, 6, 12. Everything else was static…which you could watch if you want to.

Ever since I removed my car’s flat tires things move so much faster. Specially other cars! Once flat, tires are just not good for your car. Get rid of them and you’ll be a happier person.

By my count that’s a good shit ton of people.

This is AI trying to figure out who the old fucks are. I remember watching these bears in black and white TV. You had to wait a few seconds for the vacuum tubes to heat up. If you didn’t like it you could clack clack the top knob to one of 13 different channels.