Hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.
Hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.


It’s pork roll.
In summary: SCP is a collaborative fiction project. It centers around the titular SCP Foundation, a secret organization that collects, studies, and hides anomalous items, organisms, locations, and phenomena. Most of the articles within it are papers that describe the object, how to contain it, its effects or abilities, and any supplementary material.
Okay… for the whole e-mail thing, if humanity has access to move people faster than light, but lack the ability to move just information faster than light, it would make sense to have a courier move the information, especially if it’s between two bodies that are sufficiently distant. For context, it takes the Mars rovers between 4 to 24 minutes to receive communications from Earth, depending on the distance between Earth and Mars, and that’s with radio, which travels at the speed of light. In addition, in cases where you’re moving large amounts of data between two locations, it could be faster to simply put the information onto a flash drive and deliver it to whoever you are sending it to. In fact, Alphabet/Google uses this method to move data internally.
Weed. Like it’s always been.


I work at a bowling alley with a bar, so there’s quite a few ways.


In the words of James Bond:
“They’ll print anything these days.”
Correction: they want to hurt everyone who isn’t a white heterosexual “Christian” male.


There’s probably the uncanny valley at play, too. Sure, it looks human, but it most certainly doesn’t behave like one.


Meanwhile, humans: walking at a faster than average pace at the prey until it can’t run anymore.


I’d say that society as we know it would collapse fairly quickly, with it being replaced by a communist or socialist system fairly quickly. Fields that require brains would be in significant demand, as food would become a non issue. Same thing would occur with other essentials, such as food and medicine. As mentioned in other comments, money would become worthless. And there would be people who would make new replicators who would have reverse engineered their replicators.


That would definitely end you and a majority of the New York metropolitan area… but it wouldn’t end the world.


I kind of want to see that piss pool image, but with everyone else standing in clean water and the one guy standing in his own piss.
What’s the 14 supposed to mean in this context?


Huh. I wasn’t even aware of it having that much of a history to begin with.


Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt. It’s more commonly used in crypto communities.


I feel that Mango Mussolini is very Nero-like… so does that count for anything?
Potion seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I only want your strongest potions.