That’s gold, Jerry

A cricket bat!?

Capitalism eats everything if you let it, including governments.

No worries. I don’t even own any streetfighters, I just wanted to make a funny from a 30 year old movie 😁

More chevy nova than bossanova

Nice try, Sparrow

If definitely seen shit like this on menial job applications in the past. Typically as pary of a “personality test” that tries to root out commies. USA obv

The pinterest one is fucking bullshit. If you don’t log in, it only shows you low-res visuals.

Everything the light touches, young centaur, is your toilet

I see the tail peeking through so there’s a tail hole. Hopefully there is also a poop hatch…although you’d probably have to get a buddy to open it…

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

I think the German is more like “the screw screws to the right”, implying to unscrew turn left. And it’s relying on alliteration as the mnemonic device.

I have become fun, destroyer of boredom… and pants.

Ayyyy…ooooh… whatsamattayou?

Asspic

You ever make a white russian with jaeger?

Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.

Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka

How does it taste?

It varies from person to person.

Soon enough…

THAT’S NOT SOON ENOUGH!