Vista was beautiful, or were you thinking of the bugs?

Slow as hell on mac though

Relax my dude, my point all along has been squarely on one thing, you gotta chill out and just enjoy things

Bro you redirected him to your desktop over one quick instance of YouTube ads…

You could’ve been a bit more chill about it, if you gave him such a “withering look” that he lost interest in showing you something he was excited about and said never mind, then the issue here isn’t that he didn’t plug in his phone, it’s that you were unnecessarily and unpleasantly anal about it and your friend just didn’t want to deal with your fixation.

Not a single one of you thought to consider why the hell an official letter from the police would write verbatim expletive quotes in the style of a tumblr teenager instead of simply writing that there was a verbal altercation. Complete lack of critical thinking or a total suspension of disbelief.