He was the splitting image of the default Mii character.

Well well well, the freedom of speech people are censoring speech. What a shock…

Malkovich!

Huh, fair enough, an irradiated potato he shall remain.

Hoes can fuck off tho.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that dudes image and it not be this meme about potatoes, I’m sure we can do more with him.

I’d call my boss a dickhead, but he’s more of a useless cunt.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

I got one of those, my mum got me it for Christmas, I’m a Lord, call me Lord Dumbass.

I am forever fucking with my future self by leaving shit for them to do and pissed off at my past self for the shit they left for me to do.

No.