dumbass

The cop only told her to turn it down because an impromptu party was forming in the streets and the cop feared how awesome it was gonna be.

I didn’t even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

that dismal display was 45 million?

Fuck dolls are gonna be amazing soon.

I think you’re probably the first person in years to do that.

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

They definitely haven’t had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.

They didn’t have the phrase ‘Big tiddy goth girls’ back then.

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.

He’s damn proud of his oats and potatoes.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

Maybe he’s born with it.

Maybe it’s poverty.

This could be one of those ‘two wrongs make a right’ situations, possibly.

Say Anything, that band basically kept me alive through my teens and 20s, I got to see them live and Max Bemis the lead singer grabbed my hand and got me to sing a part of the song, best fucking moment of my life.

That was the moment I knew I wasn’t 100% straight, he could have had me that night.

I say it like this.

They’re just about to pass 1943.