See if there’s a quest involving the river and a boat.

I’m going to do it but only because I want to and not because you called me out

“You sure talk about men a lot…”

I didn’t say anything about your sexuality, I’m just wondering if you have any other hobbies besides thinking about men.

Well this is interesting to me given that my employer has internally been talking about how Chipotle, the fast casual counter serve restaurant, has been growing faster than our full service pasta restaurant. Which obviously means they’re stealing our market share in our separate segment and we need to move to compete with CMG more.

Methinks it is time to leave this industry.

Edit: haha. hahahahahahaha

A particularly challenged cohort is the 25- to 35-year-old age group," Boatwright said. "This group is facing several headwinds, including unemployment, increased due loan repayment and slower real wage growth.

ahahahahahahaha they are so out of touch if this is news to them

Imagining all the llm dorks suddenly trying to learn typescript over the weekend

They do not care if you do not vote. Actually getting you not to vote is their stated goal and they have spent decades and millions of dollars specifically trying to make it harder for you to vote.

They’re not. Lots are full of old inventory. One superstore near me has “new” 2023 model year units in the lot. Still above MSRP.

Shari-yee-haw law, y’all

“Weird Al, or as I call him not so weird Al, because weird is such a nasty word. Nasty, nasty word. That’s what they called me. They called me weird, it was very unfair. I’m very Normal. But the media, and the left, the antifa, they called it wrong. They’re weird, everyone thinks so.”

-djt, probably

That spider looks like he’s on something very fun and trying so hard not to let anyone know

You scan a qr code and watch it on your own phone. Checkmate. I suppose if your smartphone dies/breaks/doesn’t exist you’re shit out of luck. Also I guess that means they keep logs of who you are and exactly when you finished shitting.

What a neat idea, China is such an innovative country.

“everyone pees too but if you’re doing it 40 times a day something is probably wrong”

Wheres the Yoda key

Yes, because as we all know cars work better the more of them there are on the road. I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that ALPRs can’t stalk you if you don’t have a license plate.

you really are a reddit refugee huh

October 21st buddy. We’re going to to get rid of the moon once and for all.

Robots, probably. ChatGPT will figure it out, probably.

Holy shit I haven’t thought of Jory Caron Laboratories for forever. Nobody likes roasted nuts.

Except that guy listened to people who knew more than he did