Do you not peel the orange first and then separate it into sections? I mean clearly, that’s rhetorical. I’ve just never actually taken a knife to an orange I intend to snack on

Her orange slices still have the peel on them. Did she just rob a bar

The problem I have with glue tonight is it frequently makes mistakes I have to go back and fix

If you don’t like people bullying you for not putting back the cart don’t post online about it.

I can’t just let Plasma be.

If you live on enough land to grow crops. If you own the land you live on. Otherwise when you miss rent for long enough men with guns will come force you out.

They just pass the cost back to us, genius. You’re lazy for not returning the cart and lazy in your justification.

The topic of this post, on the memes community, is shopping carts. I think it is an okay place to share our opinions about lazy people.

People are posting about wanting to run away to the woods but I think it’s important to remember that cities can be quiet.

Not that we should all move to Delft, but if we built infrastructure for people instead of cars cities wouldn’t be so fucking loud.

no more Lemmy before breakfast for me

Yeah, etiquette is important. I’ll tell you off for queue jumping too, if you like. Did your parents not teach you to pick up after yourself? Do you need to be sent back to kindergarten?

“A witty quote proves nothing.”

– Mark Twain

Yes. We had to get rid of the game because he was playing too much.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You did this

You used to be able to get a mecha for a five cents. Gimme a mecha for a nickel, we’d say. We didn’t have actual mecha (because of the war) so we used jam jar lids instead. Now one time Puddinhead, his name was Gerald Brown but everyone called him puddinhead because he had this hat that looked like a pudding cup. I don’t know where he found it. Maybe he made it, which, in retrospect, was really neat. We were a little too hard on old Puddinhead. Anyway…

Brange New Worlds

OG breadstick quality depends on a couple factors:

1. Who is running the bread oven. Some people suck. Some people give zero shits. Sometimes the bread person is having a bad day.
2. How long the bread has been off the truck. Our breadsticks come par-baked and frozen. If they don’t get a chance to thaw (like when we’re busy and moving thousands of breadsticks an hour) you have to chuck em in the oven frozen, which means you have to get the outside way too done to get the inside up to temp.
3. How long the bread has been sitting in the warming drawer. The Right Way™️ is to turn bread over every 15 minutes so it’s always fresh, but we don’t do that for a few reasons: food waste = lost profit, so we only do that when a corpo is coming, and more importantly you people act like we killed your dog when you have to wait more than a couple minutes for absolutely anything. I have seen bread sit in the warmer for hours, at which point it gets dry and tastes like cardboard. But we’ve all come to the silent agreement that having too much mid bread is better than having not enough decent bread.
4. Sometimes we switch bread suppliers. I do not know why. Sometimes the bread is better. Sometimes the bread is worse.

All of this to say OG is in fact mid as hell, but it kind of has to be mid in order to be the restaurant that it is.

I can afford digital photographs of beans, which is almost the same thing. Someday I’ll be rich enough to buy an nft of a photograph of a can of beans, and then immediately lose all that money when the canned-good-nft rugpull happens

Plastics are awesome, but overusing them is killing us.