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Can’t wait for pro-life SCOTUS to justify extrajudicial killing of shipwrecked civilians

It’s like being at home with dad, only dad doesn’t have nuclear capabilities at his disposal

Oh my god, did his family do an intervention when he went home for Thanksgiving? Does that work?

This can only be improved by their upcoming introduction of ads. Imagine it not only giving advice on committing suicide, but recommending sponsored guns, pills, or other tools on behalf of their advertisers!

Hey congress, he’s explicitly stating his intent to fight a war without your declaration against a county that would be within their rights to kill a bunch of us in response without your declaration. You have the ability to make him not do that. Not doing that makes you complicit in his war crimes and liable for Americans who die because of it.

Does a fund run by despots even have to worry about financial solvency? They have no problem oppressing more people to continue funding evil as they wish, and our leaders practically cheer and lick their assholes clean while they do it.

“All of humanity” doesn’t include suicidal people, apparently.

This bitch wanna volunteer to clean my house and pay off my massive debt? Because my scale is tipped so far into work that I can’t keep up with the life parts on my own, but I can’t stop work because I need to eat.

Why do anything to appeal to fucking Russian regime bullshit? Tell them to fuck off! Cowards.

As is tradition. None of the previous ones had souls either.

So we are free to call and threaten election reps when our candidates have too few votes (aka lose the election)? I know what I’ll be doing in November!

Didn’t this project deliberately avoid city property to avoid needing their approval? I recall some shady dealings to dodge regulatory requirements.

By her own proclamations, she is now a criminal and eligible for deportation to El Salvador ASAP

Those groups would be a good way to figure out which of your peers needs intense counseling and probably a CPS investigation. Also who not to date, obviously.

Support of Scouts, like it or not, is Congressionally mandated, and that includes the Pentagon for some events. The exception is national security. Yet another fight that will drag through the courts incoming.

I got all excited for a legit Senate Fight Club. I’d probably vote differently if my senators got shit done by beating up other senators, and at least they’d all end up with CTE while they enrich themselves at our expense.

Poor people without medical care are more likely to end up jobless and homeless, and therefore eligible for the concentration camps they want to build.

A few years ago they were clamoring that no one would have to change doctors or plans they like, and now they don’t even have to pretend to care about anyone making less than median income in the US. They should all just work for pittances until they die of preventable illnesses.

As is tradition. Wake me when a corporation finds out that its product harms people and voluntarily takes it off the market without the threat of legal action.

There’s a lot of copying and adapting traits from whoever comes off as confident, successful, etc because they have no confidence in their own identity

Borderline personality disorder is what