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I don’t have a computer toucher job

I got myself a cheap emulation handheld and haven’t booted up my PC since July. If it doesn’t fall apart, it would take me years to finish what I have stored on it.

what is bofa

The first time I loaded up that game a child yelled slurs at me and demanded that I give him my starting rock

need a name for the type of people who use their goofiness or ditziness as a shield against accountability and weaponize it to socially shame anyone who’s “too serious”

yeah man I’m so jealous I can’t play the next batch of recently-released-game: remastered

the lost chronicles of Tequila Sunset

I also tried to get into Pearl Jam in high school since they were part of the grunge canon or whatever but I could only stand 2 of their songs enough to keep in my library because I had this embarrassing recurring fantasy that my crush would wanna listen to my iPod and be impressed with my music taste so I wanted to cover all my bases

Well that never happened and I don’t really listen to grunge anymore aside from Alice in Chains

and then we recreated it with real time rendering 20 years later with TressFX and Hairworks

I do prefer balancing to be done on a per lobby basis, but it only works out if you have good mid-match scramble autobalancing

I use the most alpha Link as my pfp

honestly it’s more fun for me to play with less experienced people (maybe not absolute beginners) in co-op because higher level players tend to just kinda blitz through everything and don’t let you pause to take in the experience or discover things serendipitously

I was initially dismissive of Vampire Survivors before I finally played it and realized that it was kind of like a clicker, so I’ve been on 30 minute dopamine drip feeding sessions all weekend.

I’m gonna throw some PSP games on my handheld and play at the park. I got Monster Hunter 3rd, Silent Hill Origins, and Armored Core Last Raven queued up. I never had a PSP so I’m open to recs if anyone has favorites.

I’ll turn you into a caulifower hombre

Dying twice in a row to the jumping tutorial in Dark Souls 2 is why I never got Elden Ring.

Yes but he looked really cute in that dress

Toriyama saw a sentient mound of muck and ooze and decided that actually, it’s a little dude