Username checks out

Hmm, this seems like it might be misinformation. Hang on, let me do some fact checking.

Mmmmmm no, everything checks out, seems perfectly accurate to me.

We do what we must because we can

I tried to figure out the acronym before I read the post and landed on “Assigned Llama At Birth”.

Boy, was I wrong.

Bears are unfair. How dare such adorable, friend-shaped floofs be dangerous?

I feel like I’m missing some context here. Why wouldn’t I press that button?