Coolest thing to look at is running tap water, switch from hot to cold

O.K.! 😉🤫🤭

The plight of the shareholders 😢

Should have been me on that couch 🥵

He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨

🎵 and you smell like one too🎵

Hi. I’m an asshole. Nice to meet you! Looking forward to upsetting you later on a shitpost thread! 😊 👋

It was the Spotify money.

When I grow up, I want to work at the philosophy factory, making philosophies

I wish my wife could explain things as well as you did

Yes there was a law suit about it

Exstacltsy

C O M P L E T O

I will build an even larger and uglier baby Jesus statue

Official EU response:

I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone’s remote control

Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof…

Singing at 187 db