Navy dungrees are in fact not comfortable and have back pockets in the front for whatever reason. But you could use them to stay afloat in the water, so thats a plus. Probably not floating long with this guy’s pants judging by the partial repairs.

“Ding ding ding!”

Where’s Calvin’s transmogrifier when you need it?

Some of you may perish but thats a risk I’m willing to take.

Hardest part is going to be transforming any presidential candidate into claymation. I suspect if we collectively put our heads together we can figure it out.

Trial by Celebrity Death Match. No explanination needed.

Never leave home without it

Honestly, the pay is crap. I looked the other day to see how much it pay the new Icetapo was offering and its starting at GS-5 rates…about $45-65k.

I couldn’t afford my bills and beat up my fellow Americans at those rates.

If its apple product, they will remove the battery and dispose of it for you at their service desk.

Otherwise try a battery store like Batteries Plus.

To add on, if your left ankle is on the ground when working the clutch you’ll have trouble controlling it.

Like scytale says, use your whole foot so the action is at the knee. This means lifting your ankle up off the floor.

Never realized Laser Safety was such a wild read. It just keeps getting better as you go:

A pop or click noise emanating from the eyeball may be the only indication that retinal damage has occurred, i.e. the retina was heated to over 100 °C (212 °F) resulting in localized explosive boiling

My wife uses them to keep weeds from growing in the garden…boxes that is. Perhaps we could utilize the king in a similar fashion?

Efficiency and progress is ours once more Now that we have the neutron bomb It’s nice and quick and clean and gets things done Away with excess enemy With no less value to property No sense in war but perfect sense at home…

See, he was awaiting a trial…for years. Then his buddies decided to put on a show for the cameras and declared him innocent of all charges proving once and for all that democracy and justice are hard at work in the Lone Star State.

Any Space Cowboys still alive?

Had a neighbor’s mini donkey escape last year and found it grazing outside our fence line. She lived in our front yard for several days while we searched for her owner. She was a Super chill animal who liked to stand inside a dog kennel we had setup.

Maybe its a fingerprint on the glass

I recently read an article by Bruce Levine who suggests that neurodivergent people are inherently anti-authoritian and the “Normie’s” basically persecute and medicate us to maintain their version of order (I’m taking great liberty with my summary).

Its a concept that really piqued my interest as I grew up in the height of the ADD/ADHD diagnosis period and discovered through experience that almost everyone around me who were also labeled as having “learning difficulties” also shared my same sentiments on politics and the world in general. I think its the reason I related so well to Punk Rock music and never understood why anyone would listen to mainstream music.

Anyway, here is that article I was reading. Pretty sure I stumbled on it through Lemmy:

Why Anti-Authoritarians are Diagnosed as Mentally Ill, and How This Helps America’s Illegitimate Authorities Stay in Charge By Bruce Levine

Well shit, with that logic we should lockup and deport all the brown people!

Whats that? You say your innocent? Well some guy on the Internets says you could have bribed your criminal records away so you must be lying.

Say Shardkprime, what color is your skin? Since we can’t prove you don’t have a criminal record you better be able to prove your not on of them.

We produce the safest, the most secure, the best food in the world,” she said.

Ha…hahha…hahahahahahahahhaha. I needed a good chuckle.

But seriously, I’ve been inside the manufacturing plants in the US. I can promise you this is a false statement. And that was before the FDA and USDA were gutted!