Whatever you do, don’t give them straws.

I’m not sure what you mean by infinite free fusion power.

It looks like it may have already started to affect you.

I went to a Sonic recently because I was constipated and sure enough, they were asking for tips at the checkout screen. Same thing at a liquor store I went to.

That’s cute that you think your posts are actually deleted.

43 is pretty young to be putting your dick in the grave. I think you’re doing something wrong there.

Kind of like the no wake zone for boats. You don’t even have to change the name.

It is definitely behind the other. You can see it if you look closely.

Nope, it was a billboard for a gun store.

I saw a billboard on the way to Texas that read, “Going west? Arm yourself.”

Do you still need eyes to see?

I used to prefer contacts over glasses unless I was water skiing. After I got LASIK, I prefer neither.

Making custom home automations with Home Assistant. Sure, a lot of it is unnecessary but it sure is a lot of fun.

Windows 10. I primarily use it for gaming and development. I also have a Linux box for home automation with Home Assistant so I guess you could argue I use that the most passively.

Yes. I left after the protests began and realized most of the posts were just a competition of who could make the wittiest or funniest comments regardless of the subject. I think the killing of Bacon Reader put the last nail in the coffin for me on mobile as well.