It’s childish, but I totally get the need to claw some feeling of control back even if it makes people a little uncomfortable. There’s been a super focus on you and your feelings lately and you need to get some normality back but almost noone will provide or even get that. It’s also funny as hell and you need funny in that situation.

I was Narnia deep in denial, but the signs were there.

1. I knew I liked guys since I was like five, and even experimented with sex with boys at that age, but it didn’t feel quite right. I do not like gay porn so I can’t be gay, right? Better get a couple kids and a couple wives.
2. My cousin wanted to put makeup on me and god I wanted that. Didn’t dare to say yes.
3. Jokes about wanting to wear dresses because they aren’t as restricting as pants and nicer when it’s warm. A lot of similar jokes, you know the ones. “Trying to lose a bit of weight, it’s soon bikini season.”
4. I think I remember every trans reference I’ve ever heard.
5. When being depressed I constructed elaborate fantasies about myself as a woman.
6. Bad mental health

7. Always hating how I looked in the mirror. I recently realized I look kinda hot as a guy. Skinny, androgynous and a nice smile. I’d totally let me do me. Is that weird?
8. NSFW

There were other signs too of course.

She’d better know how to plaster if she’s gonna do shit like that. Or be quick on the reload and force me to do it I guess. I’m fine with either.

Is it weird that I low key want to pet him?

What would happen if a significant number of people started cross dressing and using the wrong bathrooms in Florida for example? The point is to break unjust laws, not molotoving the Capitolium. Duh.

The orange toddler (maybe not him, but his handlers) are very afraid of that kind of lawbreaking because that is turning the tables on their strategy and springing aforementioned trap on them instead. Edit: If they do it, why shouldn’t we?

So your strategy is to play by the rules the enemy set up to prevent meaningful change? Great plan.

So this is a moth who identifies as a Linux user? An archmoth, then?

I’ve topped for forty years but I was never comfortable with it. After my egg cracked I realized I’m a bottom with men and a switch with women.

Sex goddess with both. 😅

I want that too.

Ha! I was born in the sixties and amma win this! Or die trying.

My first instinctive reaction was that Israel had this coming and they certainly do. Problem is that there is no way Israel and the US didn’t see this retaliation coming so it’s all part of the plan. This is going to escalate.

Oh?

Story is wrong, it was his last day.

Ask if I too could get a vicodin or two

Three plants will likely yield far more than 100g, or so I’ve heard.

It really isn’t. Part and parcel of the fascist playbook is to keep citizens uninformed and to discredit academia, especially soft sciences cuz they tend to disagree with fascism.

no oops, I mean yes.

As a vixen I’d prefer a small rodent, but men are universally clueless it seems.

Maybe he shouldn’t be so preoccupied with being all hot and glamorous and look what he’s doing instead. Won’t be much of a harvest just throwing the seeds in the thicket like that.

Get out of my head