immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler

And yelling “I’m hit! I’m hit!” at his partner, who then also shot at the vehicle.

They’re not known for their culinary excursions.

Raids and colonizes 3/4 of the planet for their spices… doesn’t use any of them. /s

Obviously wouldn’t work with cellular

Ever hear of a stingray?

I’ve been asked illegal questions, like “what is your current salary” in job applications before. I like to respond by calling it out and leaving a link to a source.

Ok, where is said source?

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you forgot “being black”

It probably brings back some junior/senior high school trauma they most likely all have caused.

I’m pretty sure that’s a lot of this issue. They were bullies and assholes in school and always picked on the “weird kid(s)” and now that they’re being referred to that way they’re freaking out because they’re scared they’re going to become a target.

One of the best West Wing lines ever. Penn Jillette is awesome.

replaced sugar with chemicals

OH NO, NOT SCARY CHEMICALS!!!111

Sugar is a chemical, ya dolt. So is water. So are most of the components that make up you.

Man, education has really taken a nose dive…

Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!

it’s on you to meet sure your understood

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It is a safe assumption that if you notice engine noise on anything made since 1960 either the muffler has worn out, or someone has replaced it with something loud.

Uh… have you heard any Harley, ever? No, they’re not obnoxiously loud like the shitbags can make them, but they’re not quiet by any means.

Mosquito magnet. I have one, they work very well.

Well have a nap… THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

Yes, and 2 wrongs make a right of course. /s

Or maybe it’s about vengeance and not about paying a due to society?

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monthly subscription for “Walmart+” where you can scan and pay for your items as you shop and never even have to go through the registers or kiosks at all.

This isn’t entirely true. You still have to stop by the self checkout and scan a code on the screen there and confirm a few things, but it is way faster.

Just to clarify something… they say it “resets the switch” but some people may not realize in Cisco parlance, that means factory reset, as in wipe it completely and start with a fresh config. It was WAAAY worse than just rebooting it.

When Express Setup is inadvertently invoked by the protective boot of the cable, these messages are seen in the syslog:

%SYS-7-NV_BLOCK_INIT: Initialized the geometry of nvram

%EXPRESS_SETUP-6-CONFIG_IS_RESET: The configuration is reset and the system will now reboot

%SYS-5-RELOAD: Reload requested by NGWC led process. Reload Reason: Reload command.

%STACKMGR-1-RELOAD_REQUEST: 1 stack-mgr: Received reload request for all switches, reason Reload command

%STACKMGR-1-RELOAD: 1 stack-mgr: Reloading due to reason Reload command.

After this occurs, the device resets. The startup configuration is erased once the device enters Express Setup.

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When does their album drop?