O_o they also have an RFID card that you can use like a regular key, so that doesn’t track.

No, but they do gate keep what can/can’t be installed on their phone quite aggressively.

That’s why there isn’t a single torrent client for iOS, for example.

WTF is the L?!

How does everyone else seem to know what it is?

Ditto. Mine sat with me and worked through what would sound good to HR. Waste of both our time.