Meursault

You think that’s going to stop a determined idiot?

certainly not been any destruction

Tell that to the US’s global reputation.

As an American, good. We have too many chuckle-fucks here who live in their own bubbles, thinking America can do whatever the fuck it wants without consequence, like we’re not all a part of the same global stage. We deserve every ounce of criticism we’re getting.

Wow, I must be running a constant caloric deficit.

You don’t say? America, are we tired of winning, yet?

Dani Gomez asking the real question.

Yeah, I didn’t vote for fascism, either.

Who could ever have foreseen something like this happening? Certainly, not I.

I love happy endings.

With the pose they’re in, I thought there was something much naughtier going on, at first.

I mean, they’re already creating the Ministry of Truth…

I would be crying.

Voyager works like a charm for me.

If you’re 10 years old, sure. Peak comedy.

You don’t say?

This is bewildering. As an American citizen who has no idea how the actual fuck we wound up with another Trump presidency, all I have to say is, if you live in any other country and think the answer is to import this bullshit into your own country, I have no sympathy for you.

Ok, and that means what?

Who could have imagined?

A 7z archive containing a single 0 b file with nothing readable. Yay?

Crypto it is, then.