I don’t have one unfortunately, I read about it at the hemp museum in Amsterdam

It was, because tobacco was very expensive in europe (being a colonial good), and cannabis was widely available (as a byproduct of the fabric and rope industry). Once smoking became fashionable, people looked for ways to smoke even if they couldn’t afford tobacco. Cannabis was a popular replacement.

Not so dumb, given this is probably a screengrab from “you”, and this character would definitely have murdered his friend

One group of people is seeing none of the news or memes though: the iranian people

Genau, wir leben ja auch heute noch alle in saus und braus, dank der Bankenrettung 2008

Are you allowed to use cryptography in those martial arts confrontations? If so, is a calculator ok, or do you bitshift in your head?

Dozens already? Puhh getting crowded here. I’d better find a new niche platform

How would we, we can’t even differentiate between satire and REALITY anymore recently

Just make sure to reinstall a bootloader before the next reboot. Or bring one one a USB stick when you need it. Or just copy me and boot me in a VM. What do I care? I’m just a kernel.

Awww Intelligence

Where was TV mentioned?

I have neither a car, nor mental health

(you didn’t hear that from me)

No homo means yes homo, but don’t acknowledge the homo

Wasn’t that Mussolini?

(Source: xkcd282)

When running out of natural disaster, manmade objects could be next: sauropods hitting a powerline, trying to walk under a bridge that’s too low, being arrested for eating plants of people’s balconies…

It’s an older joke sir, but it checks out

In Germany, HSR also has to pay fees to use the rails (while cars get to use roads for free). Plus there is always a push to make it profitable, which results in constant rising prices.

Does the “Hot item” indicator go away after a while? Or are they keeping it hot?

That’s 150 thousand bats (i am not the mathematics manager though - she was probably hit by that bus)